Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.

Eoin Colfer
Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't...
Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't...
Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't...
Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't...
About This Quote

Sometimes, when people are asked to tell about themselves, they start by talking about something they dislike. With this person, it seems like he’s listing all the things he doesn’t like. He doesn’t like the first bit. He doesn’t know the last bit.

So his hope is that the middle part is exceptional. He’s hoping that the second half of his life will be better than the first bit, or that his last bit will be better than his first.

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